Trump States: “Masks will be mandatory superglued to everyone's faces”.

Contrary to reports that Trump isn’t wearing a mask by choice, he told a Fox reporter earlier today

“It isn’t that I don’t want to wear a mask, I do! We should all be wearing masks right now to help stop the spread of the China Virus. Masks are the greatest thing ever. In fact America has the greatest masks in the world. We are the only country in the world that has such amazing masks. Americas masks do things that other countries masks just can’t do! “

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When Trump was then asked as to why he isn’t wearing a mask at any of his rallies or social gatherings he replied:

“Every time I put a mask on, it does this super amazing thing and jumps off my face. They just won’t stay on. I am considering making it mandatory that everybody superglues the masks to their faces as I know that my super duper amazing fellow country men will agree with me on this. It is such an amazing idea. I don’t know why anybody didn’t think of it before. But I come up with all the best ideas. Other countries will follow America and the China Virus will disappear forever.”

One reported stated that “maybe Donald Trump should consider supergluing a mask to his own face permanently in order to mute his absurd statements!”

In the surprisingly shocking statement made by Donald Trump this evening, news reporters are urging people not to superglue masks to their faces! Adding that the President is more than likely suffering more delusional side effects from the medication he is currently taking.

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